gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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