I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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