Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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