is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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