you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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