just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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