Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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