im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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