That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Only a mothe r could love this liver
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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