Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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