I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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