Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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