I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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