I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I want to be your penis for a week.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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