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So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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