She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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