Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution