He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
It's blow job season.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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