The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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