and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize