ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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