I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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