I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
