sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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