Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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