Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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