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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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