Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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