He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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