Yo dont text me then not text me
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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