omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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