watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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