had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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