yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
either way he was missing a nipple.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression