ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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