Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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