What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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