id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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