I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
