His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
