I wish my penis had an off switch
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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