I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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