what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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