He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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