dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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