i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish I only lived at night.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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