it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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