eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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