Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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