did you get engaged???
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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