Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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