Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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