is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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