there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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