I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
