I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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