some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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